I want to be a white nepo baby named Chad

Rant

For context, I’m a teenage girl who’s still in school and doesn’t own a single cent plus I dont have a single white genetic in me.

It started a few months ago, I was crying over being so damn broke when the name Chad popped in my head. I envision Chad to be a white nepo baby with dirty blonde hair, green or brown eyes and too much testosterone. He owns a yacht at the fresh age of 16, has went to every single country and slept in the best hotels, is a frat and has a group of friends whom he calls ‘my bros’, 6 bank accounts, goes fishing at mondays and travels to Paris for coffee at fridays. I want to be Chad.

I’m broke as hell, I don’t know a Chad, never heard of a Chad and never saw or met a nepo baby.

Posted May 6, 2026, 11:20 PM UTC

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