"Counting or not counting gun violence" are unironically awesome final words

Because it is ironic.

It is funny in the same way, "What do you going to do? Stab me?" and "You only live once" are funny final word.

Yeah, sucks to die, but if you have to go, better to make people laugh than make people sad.

Personally, I would want "YOLO" to be my final words.