WYR get a jar of Safety Roids(TM), become a child assassin or get a free LASER eye surgery?

A) Jar of totally safe and healthy steroids imported from North Korea and developed for their Celestial Wonder Trooper program. Eating them will make you permanently hulk up, grow in size to 6'5 - 8' (depending on how tall you are now, shorter people will grow less) and be able to throw a car or smash through a wall. You won't get invulnerability or faster healing but using your strength would not cause any damage or strain.

B) Get a job at CIA. They will surgically alter you into a 12 year old. You will get $1.2mil/year, and up to 4 assassination contracts a year plus a license to kill. The surgery isn't reversible.

C) Your eyes will be able to shoot lasers after it's done. Eyesight will remain unaffected. Still they are real lasers and not sci-fi, so it might take some time to actually burn through some things. Good for shooting down drones though if you focus on them long enough.