Want a friendly guy to boss around? Genuinely seeking friends

Seeking friendship, but with a twist. I'm a short, shy, wimpy guy that is very into the idea of being bossed around in a completely platonic way! So maybe we hang out with me cleaning your place while you read a book or scroll on your phone. Or maybe we go for a run and I carry your bags and water while we run. Or maybe I chauffeur you to places you need to go. Or maybe I fetch your grocery shopping while you teach me to cook when I get back and put me on a diet. Or maybe we are gym buddies and I chip in, carry your stuff and wipe down your machines while you give me tips. Or maybe I help with your yardwork or wash your car while your partner looks on with a smirk. This could be fun for all of us. The possibilities are endless.

Please don't judge. I understand this isnt typical but is sincere, platonic, and a search for connection. I'm looking for friends - multiple replies here would be great. I just like the idea of being told what to do. Calming and low pressure also as a socially awkward guy to know that I will be accepted as long as I do whatever you say, lol. Must be over 21.