I have a fart fetish.

I’m so fucking ashamed of it. Like this is genuinely ruining my life.

The other day I was at work on lunch and one of the women that works on the line next to me let one rip by accident. I got so aroused that I had to go sit in my car and pump one out. I don’t wanna be like this, but I literally can’t control it.

My ex was the only one who willingly let me sniff her farts. We broke up a year ago and I’ve been lost ever since.

The messed up thing is I don’t miss her as a person, I miss her farts.

Her smell was just different. I could just bury my face in her and breathe forever. She ended up leaving me after about six months. She said it was just getting too weird.

I want to be able to love without having the obsession.

It got to the point where I would get irritated with her if she didn’t eat certain foods because I liked the way the food made her fart smell.

I fucking hate myself so much.