[F4M] [Script Offer] Welcome to the Temple of She Who Breasted Boobily [Humor] Literal [Breast Worship] [Moanastery] [It’s a Perfectly Cromulent Religion] [Just a Teeny Bit Blasphemous] [Breast Massage] [Nipple Play] [Dry Humping] [Speaker Orgasm] [Nipplegasm] [Urban Thesaurus Strikes Again]

Boobs are great, and if you clicked on this, I'm guessing you're of like mind. Not long ago, I was chatting with a friend about breast worship content, and discovered that much of it has a very serious tone. But boobs are fun, and often very unserious, so I decided to explore the subject with a more playful approach. This is where I wanted to use my punny portmanteau of "mammary" and "religion", but it's one of those puns that sounds great when spoken, but just looks dumb when written down. Oh well. I'm sure you'll still enjoy your visit to titty church.

Special thanks to my beta reader/boob-consultant/fellow boob-enthusiast for all their input.

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Now that we’re getting warmed up, I’d like to lead you in prayer; don’t worry, you’ll learn the words in time…or you may come up with some of your own. You’ll find that we’re not very dogmatic here, as long as your adoration comes from a place of genuine love and respect. Are you ready?

Wonderful! Now, please repeat after me:

“O boobies that are before me, hallowed be thy shape.”

“For in all degrees of boobage, from the ittiest-bittiest of titties, to the most mammoth of mammaries, we hold all ta-ta’s to be sacred.”

“I praise you with my hands and my mouth, for thou art truly divine. From the rising to the setting of the sun, no sight can compare to the beauty of such milkers.”

Mmm, I hope you don’t mind if I grind against you. There’s nothing as invigorating as experiencing the veneration of a devotee. And I get the feeling that you’re…very devoted.

Performer notes:

This is one of those absurd fantasy scenarios, set in a world where people devote their lives to sexual spirituality in “moanasteries”, and literal breast worship is perfectly normal. As a devotee of She Who Breasted Boobily, your character has very sensitive breasts, and gets increasingly excited during worship, to the point of reaching orgasm, primarily through nipple stimulation.

Feel free to substitute the character’s name (line 2) if you’d like her to have a different funny name.

There are a handful of lines that are meant to be recited as a prayer. Since they are interspersed with normal dialogue, I put the prayers in quotation marks to make them stand out.

Synopsis for listener:

Welcome to the Temple of She Who Breasted Boobily. Regular services are held at 8am and 8pm daily, but our devout monks are on-site 24/7 for private worship.

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This is a work of fiction and NSFW fantasy, written by an adult, for adults. All characters are fictional and 18+. I don't condone any activities that occur in the story.

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