The Legend of the Triple Faced Sorceress
Entry Date: May 2026
Location: Balamb Garden HQ
Subject: Deception, Alts, and the "Banned" Fairy Tale.
They say every legend has a grain of truth, but this one was 100% fiction.
Not long ago, a certain "candidate" approached me with a story that would make a Galbadian soap opera look tame. She painted a picture of being hunted, kicked out of the group, targeted by "bullies" I wont name names, and banned on every account she owned.
She spoke about school day trauma and "looking like Rinoa" as if it were a curse.
Being a man of my word, I listened. I offered support. I believed the "flow."
But even the best illusionists leave a trail.
I took a flight back to that group. I didn't find a ghost town or a banned exile. I found a triple threat of deception.
There she was, sitting pretty, active and accounted for under three different names: Kimbaly, Rinoa, and Noa.
It wasn't a ban; it was a script. She wasn't a victim; she was the director.
She wanted the "loyalty points" of an exile while keeping her seat at the table. She wanted to play both sides of the Garden gate.
Well, here's a lesson in Garden Discipline: I don't play character roles in someone else's delusional fanfic.
You can wear the Rinoa name all you want, but you're missing the heart. You’re just a double dealer with too many accounts and not enough integrity.
The reports are filed. The comms are cut. The bridge isn't just burned, it's been hit with a Level 3 Fire spell and wiped from the map.
Sit down and drink your tea. This story is over. ☕️🔥
Posted May 7, 2026, 12:32 PM UTC