Let's get some "fantasies" in our mind and lets imagine on how units (enemy or friendly) would work in Real Life and if they were your friends, shall we?

Since we have some "fantasies" over our favourite characters, let's imagine how would they work in real life.

1 Blonde Battler: women around the world falls in love with him when they first SENSE him, if he was your friend, be ready because he will give you the best woman for your life, if you were his enemy, prepare for getting attacked by millions of random girls you have never seen in your life

2 McBurn: he drinks hotsauce and throws up fire (any hot sauce), he has multiple digestion problems because of this

3 Inernus: can be used as a fernus to cook food

4 Exec: makes a nuclear reactor to give you infinite electricity

5 Martyr: she would rather die than see your face (she immediately explodes like in her death animation when she sees you)

6 Monsalt: infinite amount of any salt, SEA SALT (INVINCIBLE REFERENCE), table salt, rock salt, any salt you want (don't worry she cuts off her body using a knife, this is her gore and giving you her own flesh to add to your food and suffering to make your food like rice to be more tasty) but do not worry, she regenerates that parts of her body (to fuel her infinite amount of suffering to give you more salt for your own selfish and greedy desires of salt)

7 Bedridden: Bedridden sleeps every thirty seconds and wakes up after fifteen seconds (he is literally sleep deprived) but hey, infinite amounts of coal

8 any Healer unit (Mage, Regenerator, Medic, and Healorb Battler and many more): they can heal you if you get injured, which is great in life, like cancelling pain for eating spicy things or cancelling the pain of stepping on a lego brick (also healing cancer diseases)

9 Tarnished, Tumore units: they are surprisingly gentle to have as a friend despite they are biohazards fighting enemies in battles

10 Ire: infinite speed boost

11 Stagger Battler: she jumps over buildings to come out of nowhere to tell you that you need to cook dinner

12 Airhead: free transport method (just be far away from planes)