jenelle's boyfriends: a ranking

6. dkd. i don't need to explain this. justice for jace.

7. courtland. never got to appear on the show and that's probably for the best considering the headlines he made with jenelle. thank god he was probably too much of a risk for even mtv to platform this guy.

8. gary. i don't remember much about gary other than he alternated between pretending to be straight-laced and abusing jenelle. also was still set on dating jenelle despite her still being into kieffer which is... sus.

9. nathan. nathan is number three only because there are somehow worse people than him on this list. but he is at least funnier than them, albeit unintentionally. why am i a guy?

10. andrew. now you know the bar is in Hell when i have to put andrew second on the list. loses points for getting jenelle pregnant underage and clearing out immediately but at least he never physically abused her or tried to use her for money and fame?? jesus christ.

11. kieffer. dear, sweet kieffer. where would we be, as a franchise, without kieffer? gifted us with so many beautiful barb moments as well as his own words of wisdom. scores points for not getting jenelle pregnant and somehow being nicer to her than all her exes combined? despite getting her addicted to heroin?? in all seriousness i hope he's clean and doing better.

feel free to debate in the comments. i won't take constructive criticism on d*vid being last tho.