Life hack for religious solicitors

Where I live, we have a steady stream of Jehovah’s Witnesses, Mormons, and other religious people who ignore our No Soliciting signs and bang on the door, scaring our rescue dog and interrupting our WFH jobs. We have tried everything, but I finally cracked the code: “My family and I worship Satan. We are members of the Satanic church. So, we are all good on spirituality here.” They practically race off the porch. It’s been almost a year since I did this with our local JW chapter and my neighbors are still getting hit, but no knocks on our door. Thank you, SNL and Dana Carvey’s Church Lady for the inspiration when I was watching old sketches recently 😇