(very bad) doom in mtg

draw the entire combo [[Enter the Infinite]] get infinite mana floating [[Mox Lotus]] stop your opponent casting [[Abeyance]] destroy all lands [[Armageddon]] destroy all nonlands [[Devastating Mastery]] make a map [[Advanced Tactics]]. make it really big make sure your opponent does as needed [[Frankie Peanuts]] and [[Trigger Happy]] “will you do the hokey pokey ten times (relevant cus you could give them a knights of the hokey pokey, which you arent), place the squirrel in any space other than that one <point to a corner>, fight a creature not in the usual blocking range for the squirrel, shortcut anything or respond to anything i do while its on the stack” and let them know if they do youll call a judge for reordering their library or whatever, yes -> be angy as your opponent has to do the hokey pokey ten times, no -> continue play any creature [[Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar]] give your opponent asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar-itis [[Donate]] turn into a squirrel [[Form of the Squirrel]] dont turn into a squirrel [[Sudden Substitution]] your opponent is now a squirrel, in the space you pointed to use [[Crafty Octopus]] to assemble [[Bee-Bee Gun]] on your next sprocket cast [[Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!]] cranking it to target the squirrel use [[Bala Ged Recovery]] to bring back mox lotus, then use [[Harmless Offering]] to give it to your opponent

each square in the grid is the guns range (as the cards written, there can be multiple creatures on the square as long as they are placed on an empty one)

play some demons move some demons around the demons need to approach diagonally to win, the squirrel needs to shoot horizontally/vertically ([[Murder]] the squirrel once one reaches the opponent) move cards around be a computer your opponent concedes worst version of doom ever yeah this sucks why did i do this bad apple soon™