Edged by Duolingo??

Some context: I have an almost 300 day streak on Duolingo (suck on that!)

Now, the story:

Twas but a stroke before midnight and there I was lying in bed, stroking. Oh, I’d been going at it for a while, all lubed up and jerking to a combination of all your edging stories (you all make me so horny) and kinky porn. All of a sudden, the notification: I’d forgotten to do my daily lesson!

One hand is fully occupied with my leaky stick (which is on the verge of exploding) and my mind certainly is not in the right place to try and solidify my Spanish conjugations… but try I would!

Thankfully, I pumped out the quick lesson as I continued to pump away. Only one thing to correct at the end? Beautiful. Maybe I should do it like this more often. I finish my lesson but… what is this???

That damned green owl must have known what I was up to because as a “congratulations” (ladies and gentlemen I shit you not) it turns and twerks its juicy ass for me. Don’t believe me? I have proof.

Now that… that sent me right back to the very edge.

They say, “good boys don’t cum.” Guess that makes me the kind of bad boy you’re not taking home for Thanksgiving.