How i humiliated my ex 💀

So i was in a situationship with this guy for almost 2yrs. Never committed, always giving mixed signals, but also wouldn’t let me move on. My family started pressuring me for marriage so eventually i married another guy.

Now the thing is i was a virgin before my ex. First time with him was honestly disappointing af 😭 he literally came in like 30secs. I ignored it thinking okay maybe he’s nervous because it was his first time too. But this kept happening. Sometimes he couldn’t even keep it up properly and it would go soft before even inserting. I genuinely thought maybe sex is just overrated because i never really felt much. I used to literally tell him “go deeper” and still barely felt anything 💀

Then came my first night with my husband…

And omg THAT’S when i realised what sex is actually supposed to feel like. Bigger, thicker, actually knew what he was doing, lasted way longer, and for the first time in my life i finally orgasmed. I was sitting there like hold on… so THIS is why girls enjoy sex 😭

The petty side of me wanted revenge so after a few days i called my ex and told him everything in detail. Told him how much better it was, how i finally understood why i never felt satisfied with him, how i orgasm now basically every time etc.

The funniest part is this pathetic man didn’t even get mad 😭 he was listening SO carefully and even asking questions. At one point i genuinely thought he was jerking off listening to me talk about my husband 💀

Anyway yeah… thank god i never married him lol