The spirit in my trailer only manifests during tornado watches and when someone mentions Dolly Parton.

¿¿❓WHAT DO??❓❔⁉️

Please help me get rid of it I've been watching 9 to 5 on repeat for the past 3 months cause it's the only thing that appeases it. I've been leaving offerings of Waffle House hashbrowns and Busch lite and I'm about to go into debt because of it. Every night at 3:33AM I get awoken by a one string banjo and tornado sirens. I'm going crazy y'all. Meemaw (the local granny witch) said that I should nail one foot to the ground and run around in circles while screaming under the light of a three quarters moon on either side to scare it away, but she's taking that blood pressure medication again so I don't trust it. I have to go now because the spirit is arguing with the neighbors again. So with that said, what should I do, witches?

Posted May 10, 2026, 2:08 PM UTC

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