“Also, she’s a tattletale. She tells on the other girls for the slightest infraction.”

We know where Paulie gets it from. Years of being raised by a fraud, a phony. Even worse, his mother’s a whore. And his father Russ, who insults his own host? No wonder winning the chin-ups cup was his crowning achievement.

Anyway, Happy Mother’s Day, $4 a card.