So, what’s the goofiest thing to happen to you while cycling?

For me, all these years of cycling, I just had a brand new experience: I nearly took a pigeon to the face.

Damn thing took off right in front of me, realized I was there and instead of going back the way it came just decided to turn in the direction I was going. Ithad climbed just to face height when we reached the same location… Had to lead way over to the side… But I just managed to avoid a mouthful of feathers.

So, it could’ve been bad, or at least annoying, but now it’s a funny story. What’s the silliest thing that ever happened to you on a bike?