IM SEARCHING FOR A NICE HARD TOOL TO POLISH

In AMARILLO I'm looking for a guy who really wants another guy to play with/ polish up his nice tool. I'm very good with hand tools and mouth tools. Allow me to demonstrate on your hard tool uuumm. I'm a older white guy 56 I can only host. I don't ask for pics I don't send pics Sorry. Want a really good tool polishing? Come get it asap.