Today we have a 2 For 1. Earlier we reported on another gentle, sweet, misunderstood Pibble Mix named Glen. Glen is 2.5 years old. 

Currently, we are reporting on an actual BABY VELVET HIPPO!!🦛 Only 6 MONTHS OLD, y'all!!👶🍼

Warning!! We have an educational post today!!🏛🎒👩‍🏫✍️📝 Then, after my ramble, we'll delve into baby Pibble Eggsy!🤿

Eggsy🍳 arrived at ye olde shelter as a stray. He was brought in by the police.🚔👮‍♀️ (God bless & protect these people, because this is insane, that part of their job is to pick up & transport loose, feral Pitbulls). What person goes into police work👮‍♂️ saying to themselves "I really want to spend my shifts going after, catching, & transporting the single most deadly breed of dog on earth?" What a nightmare.😱😨

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Anywhoo... the person who called Eggsy🍳 in stated that Eggsy🍳 bit MULTIPLE PEOPLE INCLUDING A CHILD.😬 The shelter, OF COURSE, thinks they're full of 🐂💩, & downplays the reporting bites. Because Eggsy is "just a baby!!"🥹🍼

Now, I personally believe the caller.📞✅️ I also think the caller was Eggsy's owner. Why?? Because currently, MOST shelters & rescues will NOT take in any Pitbulls & Pit Mixes if they've bitten someone.🚫🫦 

When the caller/family BEGS THEM FOR HELP TO GET THE PIBBLE OUT OF THEIR HOME FOR SAFETY... get this...🆘️

THE SHELTER ADVISES THEM TO RELEASE🆓️🏃‍♂️ THE PITBULL INTO THE WILD. THEN TO CALL THE POLICE & TELL THEM IT'S A STRAY PITBULL THAT'S BITING PEOPLE.🤷‍♂️ 

This is how it works. I shit you not.🚫💩 This here is how MANY Pitbulls end up at the shelters. So I honestly believe this is what occurred. And the owner was TRYING to do the right things; get the cursed beast OUT of their home, & also give important, necessary intel on Eggsy. So that another family will not get bitten.✔️👍

You may be asking yourself... Well why didn't the caller/family just take Eggsy to the vet? To go to that Better Place??

Because currently, NOW THE VETERINARIANS WON'T TAKE PITBULLS WITH BITE HISTORIES‼️

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Okay, time to step off this soap box,🧼📦 & onto Eggsy's carton.🥚🎁 Here we go!! 🏌‍♂️

\-EATS HIS OWN DIARREAH🍽💩😋

\-BITES MULTIPLE PEOPLE🦷🦷🦷

\-MOUNTS HANDLERS🐸🥵💦

\-"MOUTHS" (bites) HIS HANDLERS🫦🦷

\-HEAD-WHIPPING + JUMPING + OVER AROUSAL😜🤪😝

\-REQUIRES A HARNESS🪢🐎🏇 

\-"VERY KENNEL STRESSED" AND TRIES TO JUMP TOWARDS CEILING🦘🦘😧☹️ 

\-NEEDS A LASSO➰️🧗‍♀️

\-TAKES TREATS WITH HARD PRESSURE👄🍬

\-NEEDS TO BE MUSCLED INTO KENNEL💪

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You know the drill at this point:

TRAZODONE 300 MG A DAY.💊

CLONIDINE .6 MG A DAY💊

LEPTO VX (due to eating his diarreah)💊💩

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OF COURSE this evil shelter writes off his abhorrent, disgusting, & putrid behaviors as: 

Excitable, energetic, eager, etc. They lovingly describe his stupid psychotic behaviors as just normal healthy puppy stuff! Uhhh... 'scuse me but healthy, well-adjusted puppies don't eat diarreah. Or bite people. Or bite kids. Or need a lasso. Or need a harness. Or bite their handlers who are literally the most trained people to deal with this. 

SO!.... anyone want to bring this misunderstood Pitbull home? I promise you, it will NOT be boring.💥💣🧨🎆

MULTIPLE BITES INCLUDING A CHILD.🦷🫦👼 Ready For A New Home.🏡