Well, guess it’s about time I told y’all how I’m back from the dead.

I woke up in some lab filled with dead soldiers, and I was covered in blood and my claws were smoking. I didn’t remember anything either. Turns out a mutant named Persephone who can bring people back from the dead brought me back, but it wasn’t out of the kindness of her heart. She wanted me to be a weapon for her group and put under some mind control, she had this crazy plan to kill everyone and then revive them as mindless drones so there wouldn’t be any crimes or anything like that. Somehow though I came back to my old self, all my memories and everything came back and I took care of them, though the Persephone girl said she would haunt me for the rest of my life, I ain’t feel haunted. 

But before I go, I’ll tell ya new guys and girls at the school how the hell I died.  
Long story short, I went out into the woods for a walk, and unfortunately, I met Omega Red. He knew I was dying and thought he could kill me easily, but the Wolverine ain’t ever gonna go down easy. I killed him with my berserker rage, but my body couldn’t handle it especially since I had adamantium poisoning so I died watching the sunset, and if I recall when I asked Scott who buried me, Doop found me and buried me, while Summers held the funeral. 

I’ve decided to leave the mansion maybe for now and become a private investigator so if you ever need me just holler.  I’m the best there is at what I do. But what I do best isn’t very nice. 

How the hell I came back.