(True story)"Aha! you disgusting insect i will crush you for stepping on my table and ruining my gaming time" I said to the insect with a broom and dustpan in hand looking smug.

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"AHHHH IT CAN FLY , THE COCKROACH CAN FLY!!!!!", I shouted while flailing my arms When the 2 INCH cockroach jumped off my table and spread its wings aiming to me like a heat seeking missile