New rule: Y'all can have your technofascist dystopia as long as you make it more Coen/Gilliamesque.

Like fine, we get it, everything's gonna be owned by 5 evil giant corporations and there's nothing we can do about it. But instead of these dumb, cringe, way too on the nose, names like Alphabet, Palantir, Meta, or Raytheon, from now on everything has to be subsidiary of Smucker's and KB Toys.

Realistically, this is also the biggest concession we can expect to get out of the democrats. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.