"...And now? I find myself in some alternate world where apparently real horses don't exist, so now I'm not one. I need a drink....  Gonna miss my plumbing but honestly? I look pretty damn good for 50"   
  
While pacing around, Bojack trips over a bunch of bags. "Todd, come pick up your shit!   Todd! ... Todd?!"

Looking around, there doesn't appear to be anyone present in the lavish and beautiful house. "Well shit... now I gotta start talking to myself again... unless."  
  
Picks up the newspaper, talking about a school for horsegirls. "A man named Goofy once said he was too old for college but you know what? If I'm gonna get that book published, I better get some publicity from someone who knows what the fuck is going on around here."

On the drive down, Bojack hums to himself... well herself now. "Come to think of it, I wonder if my show exists in this world..." Googles it real quick, a show staring Bojack Umaman titled "Umapyoi'ing around."    "Well shit... Hopefully some jackasses at this Tracen Academy can help." All the while failing to notice giant robots, flying people, and various other shenanigans happening around these parts. 

//Source for art, [Bojack Horseman Reimagined in Uma Musume Style | TikTok](https://www.tiktok.com/@yuroyurochii/video/7540247536439676216)

//Time for Character number 2! Getting used to this!

"Back in the 90s, I was in a very famous TV show."