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EggyGeum

The People Demand Realistic Chaos 🔥

for fun/humour 🤹‍♂️

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Look—

Since the dawn of time (or whenever life simulators became a thing 🎮),

people have been trying to have as many babies as possible 👶👶👶👶👶

BitLife gave us the option… but it was hollow 😔 Our children were perfectly happy living with 10, 20, 30 other kids packed into one house with zero emotional consequences. No resentment. No crashing out. Nothing.

Then there's The Sims ✨

There's depth. Consequences. Chaos. Modders carrying society on their backs 🫡 But even then, there was a hard-coded limit… 7 children. And that’s IF you didn’t live with a partner 💀

Now is the time to give the people what they truly want:

Large families. With consequences. 🔥

I want children getting genuinely angry about living in a trailer with nine siblings 🏚️😭

I want teens questioning their parents’ life choices at the dinner table 🍽️

I want one of the kids running away because somehow life on the road seems MORE stable than surviving in a tin can while their parents continue making catastrophic financial decisions 🚬🛻

And then—

I want the ability to PLAY as that teenager 😭 Their backstory should actually matter. Their upbringing should affect their personality, relationships, ambitions, and survival.

So yes, becoming a superhero is cool and all 🦸

But the OG roleplayers?

We want a REAL rags-to-riches story 💵➡️🏡

We want struggle. We want lore. We want consequences.

Mic drop. 🎤

Posted May 10, 2026, 10:13 PM UTC

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