[M4F] Hey there girl! It's me, your pathetic loser simp cuck guy "best" friend! Wanna go out shopping? Talk about your current bf? Or talk about how some guys are soooo pathetic and obviously make fun of me as well?

[M4F] Hey there girl! It's me, your pathetic loser simp cuck guy "best" friend! Wanna go out shopping? Talk about your current bf? Or talk about how some guys are soooo pathetic and obviously make fun of me as well?

We all know what kinda guy I'm talking about, the kinda guy that orbits around girls that are so way out of his league that it's obvious that they keep him around for brownie points. The kinda guy that's nice enough to do whatever you ask him to do but not weird enough to think that he has a chance with you, the guy that's rich enough to be used as a wallet once in a while but not rich enough to be turned into a boyfriend that you can properly milk for money. I'm that guy that will hang out with you so much that you forget that I'm not gay, and that you'll tell me so many things that make me feel even less of a man than I already am! but that's all okay, because that's just kinda the type of guy I am, and I understand!

Whether we met in college, at work, at some dating site, while playing games or any other reason, we ended up becoming besties and now I kinda do whatever you ask of me. Your work assignments? Done! Your college presentations? Done! Drive you to your current fwb? And buy you condoms as well? And have a really awkward moment with the gas station cashier when he asks me if you are my gf and you go "Ewwww, no!"? Welll... Done! Haha 😅😅😅 I don't have to wait for you to be done for 6 hours again, right? Right? And of course I'll pay you for that new cute bag you wanted, and of course I'll go to the movies with you, and of course I'll take you to your fave restaurant, and of course I won't even dare mention going to a store I like! It's your outing, not mine!

So yeah, I wanna play this kind of doormat of a guy that you walk alllll over, so if that's something you'd enjoy then feel free to send me a message!

I'd also be open to just talking about our experiences with such things :3