M4F 28 - Looking for love in the absolute worst place

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Hi all,

I’m 28m and I’m looking for more than a night’s fun, but let’s start there and see where things go

I’m a landscaper for work and I fly fish whenever the season and my schedule allow. Besides that, I’m really into TV and movies and have a cat that I dote on. My love language is acts of service and I’m a huge fan of both alone time and personal space, if that matters. I also enjoy cooking for other people, more than I do for myself. Food only truly tastes good when shared

In the bedroom, I typically like rough sex (think BDSM, impact play, choking, spanking, facefucking, light verbal abuse, that sorta stuff) but sometimes I want something sweet and gentle. My dick’s 7in and uncut, I keep a maintained bush as well. I’ve got a pretty bushy beard and my hair is starting to go gray at the ripe old age of 28, so if you’re into silver foxes feel free to inquire about investing in this one early before the market blows up. My work keeps me fit but not cut, if that makes any sense? Only six pack I have is the one in my fridge but I’m strong enough to dead lift a commercial self-propelled walk-behind gas engine lawnmower without too much hassle. God knew I would be too powerful if I was a regular height however, so here I am at 5’5”, so if your type is Gimli or Senshi, I’m your guy. I’m a huge fan of giving head as well, let me eat you out for my three meals a day and I’ll polish the night off by eating your ass for dessert

I do have a few physical preferences, nothing set in stone but regardless, I’d prefer you have a bush and hairy armpits. I also gravitate towards tiny tits and flat asses

I can’t wait to hear from you ;)

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Posted May 11, 2026, 5:17 AM UTC

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