NSFW? I destroyed a toilet and put it all in the trash
This was a while ago but it still haunts me. I was staying at my cousin’s house and wasn’t feeling great and I ended up like filling up the toilet. They didn’t have a plunger in the guest bathroom and quite frankly I don’t know them all that well, didn’t ask for a plunger, and ended up scooping most of it out of the toilet with a bunch of plastic grocery bags. I put so many plastic bags around it all and a bunch of paper and dropped it in the can outside.
Well, turns out they didn’t have trash pick up. They had to take everything to the dump themselves. They’ve never said anything to me but it can’t have smelled good in the back of their van. I feel like Jim Carrey’s character in Dumb and dumber. Again, they never said anything to me but they also didn’t respond when I texted them happy birthday, that could’ve been unrelated, but they could also never speak to me again. Maybe someday I can forget this happened.
Posted May 11, 2026, 5:18 AM UTC