Omg shes so funny

Hippity hop all the way to the candy shop. I just held my brother's cat prisoner in my arms and "forcefully" hopped her across the floor singing that.

I also just burped in my brother's cats face and she smelled my breath while I was doing it. I started laughing super hard because of it and she got so mad at me laughing she ran to my shoes in the kitchen and looked like she was going to start chewing on them so I said, I says, "what're yew doing?!?" and so she started scratching the floor right next to them.

The absolute mischievousness and hilarity of these creatures is why I fucking love cats. Literally the most hilarious creatures in the entire earth i swear to god.