32 [M4F] #Online/ #PA Chaos gremlin with beard and tattoos seeks someone to watch terrible movies with at 2 am

Hey. I’ll try to make this less awkward than it feels to write one of these.

I’m a 3D artist and VFX guy by trade, which basically means I spend most of my day making things look like they’re on fire, melting, or exploding, then spend my evenings doing the same thing in Diablo 4. The line between work and hobby got blurry a long time ago and honestly? No notes.

When I’m not staring at particle systems or tweaking smoke simulations, I’m at my desk painting Warhammer models with a patience that absolutely does not carry over into other areas of my life. Right now I’m deep in Tomb Kings territory, which tells you everything you need to know about my taste. I will always root for the skeleton army.

I’ve got 27+ tattoos, a beard I’ve currently committed to wearing as mutton chops (yes, really, we’re doing it), and I’m a chubby alternative dude who is very comfortable in his own skin. I’m not a gym guy. I’m a “has a very strong opinion about the lore inconsistencies in this fantasy novel” guy. Different skill set.

My vibe is genuinely pretty chill. I work from home, I like being home, my idea of a perfect day involves good coffee, something sci-fi playing in the background, and zero obligations.

The most important member of my household is Ripley, my dog, named after Ellen Ripley, naturally. She is perfect and she knows it.

If you’re into sci-fi, fantasy, weird art, games, creatures, horror, building tiny detailed things, or just vibing comfortably in the same room as another person, I’d genuinely love to talk. Tell me what you’re currently obsessed with. Bonus points if you have a strong Aliens opinion.