Why is being a degenerate so expensive?

What up my brothers and sisters in the struggle?
Damn, I really fucked up. I was a FA for so long, but I’ve recently dived into the abyss without a parachute. I found myself unemployed from a job I’ve held down for five years. No luck finding opportunities with legal pay. So naturally, I’ve been drinking like a soldier on a mission for the past few months. During my drunken hazes somehow I ended up also indulging in other substances, gambling, and hookers. I thought I was living like a king. Then I found out I spent $43,000 during this unholy binge. My credit is also fucked up. I say this as I slowly sip on my last bottle of whiskey. I don’t know what’s going to happen, but that’s the future’s problem.

All I want to say is please don’t drink away all of your money on a savage emotional binge. The mental distress of this unbelievable irresponsibly is unbearable.

Peace,
I love you all
Chairs 🥃