Sometimes the only thing stopping a crime is your own decision not to do it

NSFW

It’s kinda crazy knowing I could plan a robbery down to the smallest detail at the last 2 places I worked at.

At the first job:

I still know the code to deactivate the alarm.

I still remember the PIN to access the ATM machine.

I know where they store all the money at the end of the week.

I also know where another (+/-) 9.000-30.000€ worth of cash is kept (talking stacks/blocks, depending on how much people have been playing lately).

What’s really crazy is knowing all of this and still choosing not to do anything with it.

At the second job:

You could probably walk out with a free Mercedes… maybe two or three. Car keys included. Plus there’s a small vault with actual cash inside too.

Both places are monitored with security cameras, obviously.

I’m only sharing this because it’s wild to think about and I just woke up from a dream where I was robbing a lottery kiosk or something.

And before anyone says anything: I’m NOT affiliated with crime in any way. The closest thing people could say is that I used to do graffiti tags outside, and even that I haven’t been doing anymore.

XOXO. #robwhorobsyou

Posted May 12, 2026, 6:21 AM UTC

12
Loading comments…