Why Chaos Dwarfs are THE BEST

Chaos Dwarfs are awesome and if you haven't played them yet, you absolutely should! All their mechanics just *work* and aren't gimmicky, providing a lot flexibility and replayability. Their roster is similarly flexible without feeling overpowered. On top of all that...

I love their lore. When you apply Dwarf stubbornness to being the BADDEST BEINGS ALIVE you get a race of warrior midget slavers who make Rakarth of the Dark Elves look like a pussy.

Most Dark Elf slaves are humans. The Chaos Dwarfs mostly enslave GREENSKINS (i.e. murder fungus). Chaos Dwarfs don't take shit from anyone. They WILL literally pulverize you to dust or break you utterly psychologically.

All the other evil Warhammer factions are big pussies compared to the Chaos Dwarfs, who ALWAYS stand on business. They are too big chads to talk in English, and they have technology that makes Cathay and the Empire seem like cavemen in comparison.

Chaos Dwarfs LAUGH in the face of evil and then OUT EVIL it. They even have their own special god while all the other evil races, except for greenskins and ogres, are bickering amongst themselves for sloppy seconds from The Big Four and Khaine.

CHAOS DWARFS! Fudge Yeah!