Things/facts in lana lore that need to be fixed/confirmed/debunked/retconned
Since Lana lore has a lots of loose ends, here are frew things i wanna see devs fix, either by confirming, debunking, or just retconing.
- Agamemnon's role
Alr ik this sounds dumb, but for today's lore Agamemnon has lost his role completely. The first time he was introduced into the lore, he was known as a mysterious, rich guy who could easily manipulate people, along with making actual players believe he is innocent. Sounds great, right? Later we find out that he is actually a greek king/warrior (call it whatever u want) who wants immortality. Oh wow, now he has a role! He is a villain who wants immortality, just like william afton, sounds great!!! But oh noo!! Suddenly next Halloween quest comes and confirms that he ALREADY got it even BEFORE meeting lana!!!!! How tragic, now he is USELESS!!!!!!! Genuanely, why the FUCK would he want to torment those people if he ALREADY has what he wanted???? Sounds dumb if you ask me..
So dear devs, please confirm this. Either he is an arrogant guy who thinks he can gain immortality by hittin on few women or he is a really powerful god making everyone suffer for.. no reason.
- what is DTI?
What is DTI? is it a game? An irl completion? A show? Do 'real' people know about that? Are WE the only one who help lana? Do other players just look at us and think we are going crazy because we keep chasing some nail lady girl? Or do they know but choose to stay silent?
Devs PLEASE yall better say its a show with people watching it but with rumors going around that there are people dying in there, it would sound great.
- is lana LanaDoesNails?
Mfs hear me out before jumping on me with 700 screenshots of devs saying they arent related. Sure, LanaDoesNails is completely opposite of todays lana, but yall cannot argue with the fact that she is literally logged in with LDN acc in her apartment. Her CANNON dlc doll (judging by desc) comes with a hallo and face both representing arg lana and LDN.
- how rich is lana?
I know i know, she comes to this ass job just to make some money, but buddy, isnt she the same person who has millions of robux on 'her' acc, with yacht and her own advertisements? (Ps: LDN donated thousands or rbx irl. Even if this might not be related to actual lore i had to include this, alr?). So my main question is.. if she is NOW that rich, why wouldnt she just quit the job? She is the same person who complained abt being treated horribly btw..
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Lana's and Lina's relationship.
After the 2025 halloween quest, Lina breaks the necklace Aggie gave her to.. manipulate her or smthin? So yea she teams up with Nelly - completely reasonable btw. Then in winter we see her with Lana on board thing. Alr, great! They are now besties because she realises that Aggie is a bad person! But nope! On woman's day, she decides to put on the SAME necklace and write 'dont trust her' on her apartment mirror while.. corrupting it? Idk if it was even her doing but judging from the fact that Aggie is mostly in control of monster, it could have also been his work..
- monster's role for now?
Speaking of monster, what was the point of putting it in seperate island? Pretty sure it was already having its time being locked in dark room.. i guess he forgot to pay rent and was kicked out? Srsly tho, aint no way Agamemnon thought it was a great idea to take that huge ass thing to WHOLE ANOTHER island, just for it to come back in lana's apartment. The only logical answer to this is that Aggie lured us to island to... Kill us...
Kill us?
So he killed 4-5 people at the same time while being watched with thousands of players, yet he cant handle a single person.. omg it makes me cry so fucking hard aint no way it takes that long to kill us..
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seasonal characters.
Devs, for the love of the God.. DO. NOT. ADD. ANY. MORE. SEASONAL. CHARACTERS!!!!! There are SO SOOO MANY lore characters with ABSOLUTELY NO STORYLINE!! we needdd their backstory, not some random ass sexy pirate, hot sanda and seductive mermaid. Mind you, this is some another level humiliation.. WHY JUST WHY???
Actually yk what i already got an answer for that. Its so that Agamemnon can make fun of us using the most naive characters to fight against so we get publicly humiliated. Should have thought abt that before..
8)Gigi.
Wtf happened to gigi? Wasnt she alive AND AWARE while giving lana a new apartment? Oh nevermind! She is Dead If we trust the missing posters in the SAME place! Yk sometimes i wonder why our player hasnt reported allat to police. But hey, in fnaf we were working in half destroyed pizzeria with haunter animatronics so..
Anyways I have a loootttt more to say but my hands r abt to give up srry. Baii
Posted May 12, 2026, 8:04 AM UTC