46 [M4F] Aussie - Where the coffee is strong and sarcasm stronger

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Let’s keep it real. So many posts here are people looking for a unicorn. No one is perfect and I don’t expect you to be.

Just be yourself, honest and open. So let’s chat and see if we vibe.

Obviously preference for Aussies but US/UK night owls: effort = returned if you’re serious about syncing weird hours.

Bigger guy here, working on a beard, with amazing blue eyes. Working on myself but still love my food.

Passionate home cook who can whip up a mean spaghetti bolognaise or barbecue.

Love watching sports, especially footy. Also happy to be the big spoon for cuddles on the couch.

No expectations from me. Happy for a chat and open to catch feelings. No pressure at all. Let’s talk.

Look out for drop bears!!

Posted May 12, 2026, 8:17 AM UTC

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