**Bei Pan Zhi Hou De Shan Yao Ren Sheng**

 **★★★★☆** 

 *She swiped his gold card. He swiped back. This is a NOT finance story.*

  Watch on the [You of the Tube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sga5iD6TAE)!  
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 This show handed us shirtless men, blurred scenes, and the actual subtitle “up” beneath an actual bare chest and expected us to behave. We did not behave. We wrote jokes instead. They’re terrible. We’re not sorry.

 

 Why do vertical drama CEOs always have great abs?

 Because apparently trauma is stored in the core.

 

 Why did Mou Yu swipe his gold card at the hotel?

 He wanted the transaction to go through. Several times. With interest.

 

 What’s the difference between Mou Yu and other men?

 He thinks with his head. The show simply refuses to clarify which department.

 

 The show said he has “pretty good skills.”

  His accountant agrees. The blurred footage confirms it.

 

 She hid under a blanket in his lap.

 Girl, you’re not hiding. You are networking.

 

 How do you know a vertical drama ML is serious?

 He stops thinking with his lower body.

 Just kidding. That’s the whole show.

 

 **Skills:** 💅💅💅💅💅

 **The Chest:** 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 **Gold Card:** 💳💳💳💳💳

 **Blurred Footage:** 📵📵📵📵📵 *(several. allegedly technical.)*

*She reaped happiness repeatedly. Good for her. Great for him.*

   
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