26 [F4M] Crazy dates with a crazy date (pls call i’m bored)

DATE IDEAS
- IKEA. Hide and seek or Bahay-bahayan.
- OCEAN PARK. Magtitinda ng isda sa tapat ng park. Magbboneless na rin ng shark and whale.
Sashimi dinner.
- CHECK-IN. Sa mental hospital. One day lang.
- MAGSUSUGAL. Sa maling tao.
- COFFEE SHOP. Option 1 - Magtitimpla ng 3-in-1 tapos paghihiwalayin. Option 2- Tatambay sa coffee shop tapos pag chichismisan mga kawork.
- FANCY DATE. Tatambay sa gas station.
- BICUTAN. Ako magdrive, ikaw hahablot.
- FARM DATE. Yuyugyugin mangga ng kapitbahay.
- BEACH TRIP. Mang beach tapos magbibang ng buhangin.

ABOUT YOUR DATE.
- Paurong mag birthday. Turning 25 soon.
- Big 4 grad kahit 4 years ago na yun. Pang 4th sa big 4. Kung big 3, edi yung pang 4th.
- 5’2 to 5’3 basta nakatayo.
- Curvy in the right places naman, looking to lose weight. Need a cute-handsome partner in crime.
- Often stays in Parañaque. (Sucat or Bicutan)
- Witty pero antukin.

More of me kasi yiee interested na siya.
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- Hindi naman toyoin pero medjo baliwin.
- Black short hair (nabroken hearted tapos nagpagupit. Mali pala choice ko…. sa lalaki)
- Mainitin ulo dami problems sa work. Call me baby, magiging baby din.

🏳️ (suko na ko)
- Charming! Looks decent and has a nice voice. (husky voice, kung gusto mo pomeranian okay lang din)
- Has dimples.

WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR
- Daddy vibes pero di daddy. (26 to 35 max na yan wala na tawad)
- 5’7 above. (Wala na tatawad. Prio 6’0 above)
- Maganda katawan (para pag nag riding in tandem tayo di maagaw back yung hinablot natin)
- MUST BE a Filipino in the Philippines. Pwedeng may half pero di pwedeng half Pinoy, half German Shepherd. In english: NO FOREIGNERS
- Will be asked to present: Cenomar, Valid govt ID. Bawal may sabit, bawal underage. (trust issues yan)
- Moreno or chinito. Filipinong hinog or sunog doesn’t matter.
- No preference naman sa mata, pwedeng singkit, pwedeng malaki. Wag lang namumula iba na yon.
- Knows how to dress up, malinis, mabango. Geng geng not allowed.
- Payat to may konting belly. Di pwedeng nadadaan lang sa angle. Ekis pag ang angle from above, alam na matic.
- Working professional. Hahati sa bills and chores. Di ko kaya bumuhay ng manchild.
- Di jejemon magtype, pwede naman yung occasional abbreviations (sumtyms, wru) pero no to d (hindi) , nmn (naman), tayo (tau). If di na ko nagreply, jejemon ka siguro mag type ng good morning.

PERSONALITY.
- Funny. Pag saktong funny lang, laugh lang. Pag sobrang funny, laughlaughan na to.
- Hindi sadboi. “ako lang to shit” or “try ko lang kahit panget”. Kung panget ka lagyan mo naman konting conviction.
- Reasonnably seloso.
- bawal yung binoto si Sarah Duterte tapos nagrereklamo bakit walang usad pinas.

NEGOTIABLES
- Idc if walang car, we can use mine pero ikaw mag ddrive.
- Pwedeng may bisyo, bawal lang pangbababae baka putulan kita.

FAQu:
- Cute ka ba? Siguro.
- Pasok ka ba? Kung 5’2 ka, pasok ka naman siguro sa rides ng Enchanted Kingdom.
- Bakit boring ka sa chat? ALANGAN NAMAN SUMISIGAW SIGAW PA KO NG 11PM DI NAMAN AKO BALIW minsan.
- Di ka nagrereply. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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