19 [F4M] London UK/THE WORLD Rescue your disney princess

A beautiful princess-me- is trapped in a terrible castle- UK- by an evil villain- the state of the world in 2026. Rescue her and reap the rewards.
Like all disney princesses I can talk to animals but they scare me- you don't want to know what squirrels are thinking. I can spin hair into gold but I can never spend it so I'm basically a hobo. Hopefully you own a magnificent castle I can live in with a whole half to myself.
Good at singing and painting at the same time. Probably the best at archery even though I've never tried- I am excellent at minigolf which I have.
Obssesed with terrible legal dramas and would make a great tv lawyer/sassy secretary who gives the lawyers great insight with her non-sequiturs but probably a terrible real lawyer.
I eat everything and am not fussy except strawberries which are weird.
I am seeking a powerful prince or king. Explain to me how you fit into this role.
I maybe slightly insane but I'll be pretty enough to make up for it, shake hands.
I can fake being normal to meet your friends who will then fight you for me, hope you are tough.