[GM4F] [GM4A] Plain Janes, Hot Husbands, and Bodacious (Evil!) Babes, Oh My! (What happens when every woman in your life is gorgeous, stacked, and hunting for your hubby-to-be?)

You’ve hit the jackpot – yes, you, the slim one, the “average one,” the one who got called “wallflower” and it fit. You’ve fallen in love, and he’s everything you might want in a man: funny, charming, intelligent, kind…and, yes, if we’re being shallow, hot.

He’s muscular. Handsome. Well hung.

He’s a romantic novel love interest with the body of a professional athlete and the equipment of a porn star.

What can possibly go wrong?

Well…it turns out a lot, when you’re absolutely surrounded by gorgeous, fit, built-for-sin women who have been your friend for ages but have also hidden their insatiable desires and total lack of loyalty for years.

Your sister? She causes car accidents when she walks down the street in short shorts.

Your best friend? She hasn’t been allowed back in church since the incident with the pastor and the tube top two years ago.

Your own mother? Rumors abound that companies contact her to scan her figure, so their female models represent the “unobtainable” goal.

Your boss? She turns “The Devil Wears Prada” into “The Devil Wears Nada,” given that she’s an unholy mix of Old Hollywood allure and pin-up girl shock.

Your grandmother?! She bakes cookies and pinches dimples…all the while everyone in her knitting group whispers that she MUST have had work done. (“Just look at her breasts! By God, Marge!”)

You moved across the country. You left all your insecurities behind. You found love. This should be your happy ending, right?

…Right?

In case this isn’t clear – you can play either the “plain jane” or one of the bodacious and unrepentantly evil perfect-10 babes in her life! We can explore a behind-her-back affair, an out-and-out “stealing a husband” story, or something in the middle. No beating around the bush here – this isn’t about “beauty hiding evil.” This is about soul-deep demonesses, their beauty only highlighting their insatiable desires and lack of respect for women who cannot match their physical perfection. This is about cruelty draped in smiles, fidelity burning in the fires of lust, and happy endings being something only the pretty people get.