Anyone want to cheer up a depressed white German?

Life sucks. I can't find a job. Women don't like me because I'm chubby, hairy, a virgin and have a small dick. My search for my first time is not going well. I'm tired, man. I just want someone to cheer me up. I have no idea with what or by whom. I don't even know if seeing indian or arab women, my favorites, will help. It's that bad.

Anyway, if you want to try, hit me up here or on Telegram: JlovesBW.

Hope you are having a better day than me.