It's that magical time of year for certain high school students

Just Smile and Nod Y'all.

• Students who haven't attended all year and you're just now seeing for the first time, asking what they can do to pass

• Students who are attempting to turn in months worth of work in one day

• Students who have never participated or spoken two words suddenly start talking (half are politely asking in vain what to do to save their grade, half are cussing up a storm)

• Students who were doing fine two months ago and thus decided to stop trying altogether. So now they're suddenly failing with no time to fix it

• Students who are just now (after 4 years of reminders) realizing that they are too many credits short to graduate and are panicking

• Students who see the writing on the wall and have stopped coming to school at all

Posted May 12, 2026, 3:00 PM UTC

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