55[M4F] My energy is infectious. Looking to infect one special woman

Hello,

I won't tell you my real name at first, but you can call me one of these "names" for now. I use when ordering food or making reservations... Scrumptious Ham, Punk2Hunk, Calavera, Sweet Juice.

Now that's out of the way, lets get down to facts... I'm searching for my online ride or die, my online secret, my best friend, daily chat partner, laughs, smiles, butterflies, giddiness, cussing, flirting, can't wait for the next message feels girlie.

I'm married. Do not have kids. I have two beautiful little dogs that are my 🌎. I live in cst. I'm 6ft, 173, Sicilian mixed with???.

I workout daily with a purpose. I like EDM, Heavy Metal, old school rap and MGK. Lately, I've been listening to, Shunned at a Funeral. I like taking selfies, pics and making fun videos.

Fun facts... I've worn the same size pants for 29yrs now. I drink black coffee and take Kratom daily.

All I ask is... 28+, married, live in est, cst or uk. I'm attracted to many types of women. Don't be shy to say hey 🙂.