Seeking Wordpress tutorial for 5-year-old

Hi, I'm not really five but I need the most basic most dumbed-down Wordpress tutorial available. Even the seemingly simple ones are too advanced for me. I don't know the lingo nor do I have any sort of background or knowledge that would enable me to understand a regular tutorial. So if anyone knows of a super beginner YouTube or guide or other 'how to get started with WP' site you can direct me too I'd be grateful. I have a simple website via a Go Daddy template now but it can't do what I want so after doing a bit of research it sounds like I have to bite bullet and learn WP. Thank you.