Not a movie - a show, but i saw this a couple months ago and thought it would fit: АITJ for eating a child after his dragon blew fire at mv snout
I (F100+) NORMALLY DON'T USE THIS "REDDIT" THING BUT I HAVE BEEN RECEIVING A LOT OR CRITICISM FOR MY ACTIONS LATELY. SO HERE GOES
A FEW MOONS AGO. ME AND MY RIDER (F??) WERE ON A NIGHT OUT. THE COLD AIR BLOWING AGAINST MY WINGS, THE VIEW WAS NICE, ALL WAS GOOD.
THEN, A SMALLER DRAGON(M??) SHOWS UP I THINK HIS NAME WAS ARR-AXE OR SOMETHING? ANYWAY FOR SOME REASON A DORNISH HUMAN HATCHLING(M???) WAS RIDING HIM, BUT I DIGRESS.
ANYWAY. YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED! THAT TINY DRAGON HAD THE NERVE TO BLOW FIRE ON ME! ME!
SO I DID WHAT ANY LOGICAL DRAGON WOULD DO ANd ATE HIM. WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
MY HUMAN. (FOR SOME REASON SHE HAS ONE EYE AND IS CALLING HERSELF "ALMOND" NOW) EVEN YELLED AT ME "GO GO GO!" AND NOW SHE IS UPSET WITH ME, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
SO, REDDIT, AITJ?
Posted May 13, 2026, 6:34 PM UTC