Yesterday our E Saral tech team was peacefully handling COMEDK doubt calls.

One student asking “sir rough sheet staple thi kya”, another crying over chemistry cutoff, usual post-exam disaster management 😭

Then one of our tech guys goes to nearby cafe to pick up coffee and suddenly freezes.

He calls us sounding completely broken:

“Bhai… I think one of our students is doing side quest after exam.”

We thought maybe she’s crying or fighting over percentile prediction.

NO.

This man sends photo and we see full Bollywood spin-off happening 💀

Our student sitting in cafe with one random chopped boy.

Cold coffee on table. Garlic bread untouched. Romantic eye contact at 200%.

Arijit Singh playing in background like universe itself wanted drama.

And then… hand holding started 😭🙏

Tech guy panicked.

He literally goes:

“Should we call her parents???”

Now listen.

Nobody in office actually wanted to interfere. We teach PCM not relationships 😭

But this fellow got so emotionally invested he directly called the father sounding like NTA helpline during result day.

“Sir… your daughter…”

Meanwhile the entire office gathered around speaker mode like India Pakistan match.

Father immediately panics asking:

“Kya hua?? Exam kharab gaya kya??”

And our tech guy, dramatic for absolutely no reason, pauses for 5 business days and says:

“Sir she is making out in a cafe with a random chopped boy after exam.”

BRO 😭😭😭

After that even we got scared because uncle cut the call instantly.

Around 20 mins later father arrives at cafe looking like John Wick after cutoff inflation.

Whole cafe atmosphere changed.

Even the boy sensed danger and stood up immediately.

And THIS idiot starts giving motivational speech 😭🙏

“Sir I will get into RVCE and marry your daughter and give you peaceful life in Bangalore.”

MY BROTHER YOU HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN RESPONSE SHEET YET 💀

Then the girl starts:

“Dad it’s not what it looks like!”

And our tech guy whispers:

“From every angle it’s exactly what it looks like…”

Cafe owner meanwhile increasing Arijit Singh volume instead of helping.

One mentor from our team literally hiding behind refrigerator because he didn’t want legal involvement 😭

After uncle took her home, all of us sat in silence for solid 2 minutes.

Then manager calmly said:

“Next time just buy coffee and come back.” 🙏

Worst post-exam counselling session of my life