r/slaythespire•
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Ever wondered why the architect never finishes that book?

SPIRIT POOP

https://preview.redd.it/sy118gxk751h1.png?width=2562&format=png&auto=webp&s=10f232a9f17cd052313278834125ac975e6c391e

Well, let's do some math. Assuming my A7 as an okay average, we can find out how many times a player has reached the architect:
207,540,140,796 / 2,118 = 97,988,735 times.

It's been 70 days since release, so the architect got a visitor an average of
97,988,735 / 70 = 1,399,839 times a day,
/ 24 = 58,326 times an hour,
/ 60 = 972 times a minute,
/60 = 16 times a second.

So yeah. You try reading a book when someone tries to kill you every 62 milliseconds.

Posted May 14, 2026, 6:12 PM UTC

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