Yes, I call the store while they are standing in front of me ignoring me, it works 100% of the time

I am walking into the restaurant at T-3min

I am standing respectfully in the proper area for 30 seconds and seeing my order

I am treated like a ghost

No problem, I am not shouting into the employee area. I am calling the store

"Thank you for calling restaurant name where you show up and we dont care how can I help you"

"Yes hello Im here to pick up that order next to you."

[Looks down] "Yes that one"

They turn around, I am standing there with the cheesiest smile, holding the phone up to my head

They sheepishly hand me the order

Im gone at T-2min, boosting DPH by approximately 10%, generating thousands in extra revenue per year

My lore spreads, I become "restaurant caller delivery guy" in secret restaurant group chats

Time passes and seasons change. I show up again. I am acknowledged within 30 seconds, as if by magic.

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