23 [M4F] #Bristol - if oral sex is a sin, then banish me to hell. my formal application for the muff diving opening. (two parts)

i’d sincerely like to go down on you like you’re the love of my life. read on.

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good afternoon,

i understand that due to current state of affairs, you have an open spot and are looking to hire a candidate for the Muff Diving position. i’ve gone ahead to outline the key elements and qualities that i believe i can bring to the role, as well as the range of responsibilities im excited to take on.

**Promises I will deliver on**
fostering a strong, trustworthy, and healthy relationship before heading on the project.
an array of tongue and hand action delivered with equal measures of passion and tease.
management and maintenance of numerous orgasms in the allotted time.
taking care of any additional responsibilities that may fall upon me.

**Education**
Bachelor’s Degree in Oral Skills
Master’s Degree in Hand Placement, Tease, and Edging
currently pursing PhD in Face Sitting

**Working Conditions**
the working conditions i am looking for are minimal, and basic. supply me with a private room or accommodation, and full access to a working tap for water, and i have all i need. happy to comply with Work From Home settings.

**Benefits of employing me**
orgasms
orgasms
multiple orgasms
fun and light hearted work environment
a sexy able-mouthed colleague
receiving oral

**Knowledge, Skills, and Abilities**
i’ve honed the ability to create a safe environment, as well as a consensual one (a given)
knowledge of the female anatomy
enthusiasm for giving oral (read: serious enthusiasm)
ability to laugh, and make laugh
clean bill of health

please PM the offices of **Grip-Your-Hips** to submit your interest in employing me, or to inquire further. i look forward to hearing from you.

Warm regards,
Grip-Your-Hips

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ok. i hope that gave you a laugh. took me some time to write everything. but on a more serious note, i was made redundant on Tuesday and this is my way of coping 😂😂. i genuinely had a fun time writing that.

hello! i’m 23 years old. i’m visiting Bristol this weekend for a short weekend festival with my friends, and i thought i’d use the opportunity to kill 2 birds with 1 stone, and help a good lady relax with her legs in the air and my face between her thighs.

i want to worship your pussy as if i’m a prisoner enjoying his last meal on death row.

i want to eat you out until my entire face is glazed of your nectar and my only escape is coming back up for air. i wanna tell you you’re a good girl while you cum over and over again as my head stays cushioned between your soft, shakey thighs squeezing harder and harder on you as you build up to a climax and release. alternatively, if you’re not the type to enjoy being called good girl, allow me to moan your name as i pleasure you - though it will be muffled. let me love on you until i pass out beneath you with a grin on my face and an urge to do it all over again. i want to use my hands expertly too; letting them roam your legs, gently caressing with my trimmed fingernails. squeeze your thighs. place a hand on your belly as i feel you spasm. hold your hands while i ravish you. explore your body while i take your sex in my mouth.

i will take care of you the best i can. i’ll put you at the centre of my world for however long you decide. i’ll worship what’s between your legs and i’ll do it with a smile on my face. i’ll tend to your every need with my tongue, lips, and nose.

i’m 6’1, i’ve an athletic build but on the skinnier side (it’s hard to fill out such a tall frame, i’m working on it). i like to think im handsome enough but of course im happy to show myself beforehand! i wear glasses. all i ask from you is that you are hygienic.

this doesn’t happen very often, so im rather keen. do let me know x