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If Sam and Emiko Got Lost In The Rat City

Sidney is worried because she lost sight of the Williams on what is supposed to be a tour.

Sidney: $#!+, $#!+, $#!+, $#!+!!!

Sidney grabs Delapore by the scarf

Sidney: WHAT THE F@¢% AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL ERMA?!!

Delapore: Well, she seems to like you, Sidney. Maybe she would understand if--

Sidney shoves Delapore away

Sidney: Okay, my face is kissably good, but it is not that good, Dad.

Delapore: Sidney, I don't think we really have a choice.

Sidney: So, what? You just want me to call her up and be like, "Hey, Erma" -

Sidney is calling Erma on phone while looking more worried as she speaks

Sidney: So, your parents came by, took a tour, and got lost in who the F@¢% knows where, and we have no way of getting either of them back, okay?! Okay! Good talk, byeee!

Sidney puts the phone down quickly and backing away slightly

Sidney: Oh, that actually went better than I thought.

Then suddenly, a door was kicked down and shows Erma in her blood moon form

Erma (Demonically): SIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!

(Based on Helluva Boss)

Posted May 23, 2026, 5:34 PM UTC

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