44 [M4F] Eastern North Carolina. If you’d like to know, ask.

~ Married, not looking to change that.

I’m creative in a visual artistic way, cuter than a jackass eating a cactus, and smarter than the average bear. 6’, 195lbs, with a full head of hair and trimmed facial hair.

I enjoy multiple hobbies beyond doom scrolling social media and YT videos. Woodworking, photography, gardening, and bike riding to name a few. I’d rather be outside enjoying life. I also know how to cook.

I work in healthcare in various clinical settings. This was a career change after 17 years in the printing and graphics industry and turning wrenches on tractor trailers. Best decision I’ve ever made in regard to my career.

I have a pretty dry sense of humor. If you think I’m joking, I probably am.

*notabot

Straight to the point:
Dead bedroom, everything else is pretty good. I’m looking for a friends with benefits situation. Emphasis on becoming friends first, progressing to the benefits part naturally. Mental attraction is as important as physical attraction.

Short and petite to average/tall, height/weight proportionate, and open minded.

North Carolina, roughly the Triangle area and east is ideal, but not a dealbreaker. I’m not looking for online only at this time.

Chatting on Reddit is fine to start, switching to TG once we get established.

Yes, I am real. Yes, I am serious in my intentions. No, this was not written by AI, that shit scares me.