48 M4F #EST Perverted smartass seeking kindred spirit

In the event you’ve also been lurking around here and seek some combination of:

-consistent, engaging conversation to fill those spaces in your day otherwise spent checking social media to make sure there weren’t any new posts in the last 45 seconds

-someone who can match both wits and the more-than occasional lusty thoughts

-trading pics early to determine a mutual attraction, and if there is, often. But please, nothing NSFW. I must insist you keep it in your pants, at first

-taking things off this woefully awful app for chatting quickly

….well, you’ve quite possibly, maybe come to the right place!

Applicants will be considered for their various charms along with their initial response to this post, and how they describe themselves in 3 words, all to be judged on a proprietary grading system.