Sup Crazy Girls Patron spread some love to the ladies tonight. Happy Memorial Day from the OSS.
Tl;dr: I want you gooners to demand Wendigoon cover me after the government took away my gun rights. Instead of firearms I turned the government against itself by using chemical, psychological, biological and unconventional warfare. I also stacked a bunch of cash too in the form of royalties. Held in holding companies waiting for tax reform.
There is currently a color revolution taking place within the United States... I know this because it was my idea. I am a member of the intelligence community. The vagueness of this last statement is intentional. I do not work for any specific agency, instead I reponned the Office of Strategic Services(OSS) as a private military contractor in order for myself and my agents(gnomes) to act domestically for the American public and against corrupt politicians.
I started Operation Cocaine Cowboy in the summer of 2018 after I hypothesized the telematics product, People Net, was actually a front for the National Security Agency(NSA). I was well paid and had discretion to get the job done by any means necessary. To save money I was living like a Force Recon Marine traveling from industrial shithole to industrial shithole in my truck and slide in camper arraignment.
After a contract dispute with the cable manufacturer and main installation company, Velociti, over fire risks on Frito Lay heavy duty trailers I turned to the Secret Service(SS) for help. I had a history with the SS after I joked I was having thoughts of wanting to kill the President while committed in a psychiatric facility. I have been diagnosed with several things over the years. The truth is I am a high functioning drug addicted man.
https://youtu.be/W25A1P7ORDs?si=uXz5DBUxJ8bt6Mzn
At first the SS was unwilling to meet with me let alone help me blow the whistle about Velociti's business practices. In order to get them out of their field office in Kansas City I began ghettoblasting NWA's F the Police on repeat while in a county park.
https://youtu.be/qZuxPKUVGiw?si=2seIrJRUaR\_EggDB
What sealed the deal is when I said I was smarter than the Unabomber. In my experience the SS gnomes have some of the best sense of humor. We met and I told them I wanted to overthrow the government without committing insurrection but did not go into detail. We came to an agreement that I could proceed with my plan as long as I did not kill or endanger the lives of anyone under their protection.
After the meeting, I bounced around the country creating kompromat in the form of body camera footage with multiple police forces. I intended to use the body camera footage to extort Velociti into giving me a golden parachute in exchange for signing an NDA.
To keep track of my travels I was dming Joe Rogan and a self described counter intelligence officer using screenshots. I don't have access to the @dawnshavis Instagram account anymore as it was created by a Gangster Disciple, who helped me search my truck for tracking equipment when I started Cowboy.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crk27003pv7o
I eventually returned to my home state of Arizona with little funds to my name. To make money I wanted to go fix airsoft guns at an indoor arena I used to work at.
https://youtu.be/09TPsFcUUGI?si=aLRwJAW9VMU4Da0d
I call this video Operation Allah Mode as I love a good play on words. I'm the guy trying to put an A-zone hit stipulation on the fun. No one ever listens to me…or do they.
https://youtu.be/pk3YR\_72-7w?si=f9hCkAB9C\_egoXpT
Due to a misunderstanding of my intentions I was surrounded by several members of Gilbert PD armed with rifles and ballistic shields. To diffuse the situation I gave the officers unfettered access to my unlocked phone. After reviewing my comms they cut me loose with a trespass warning. I received a phone call from a firefighter I met in my travels asking me where I was specifically. The call was out of the blue but I knew he was being coached by someone…likely the FBI.
I gave away my location by saying the Tempe Police would know where to find me. The last time I interacted with them they tried serving me orders of protection from a conman I was installing guns on drones for.
After the phone call I was watching a Talking Heads concert.
https://youtu.be/PIV20BH8668?si=EoWVWBcrMGZpVl\_z
There was a song about climbing a ladder to the top and there were images in the background of the stage that were inconsistent with the time the concert was filmed. I only remember two of them a PlayStation controller and a diamond.
https://x.com/i/status/2054341202254659652
I went to Pier 54 near where I was staying.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DUpBXrBGEx6/?igsh=dnE0ZnVteTk2bHZi
I don't have a screenshot but Pier 54 was once label ISIS HQ on Instagram for a bit.
While I was drinking a live band appeared wearing black shirts with silhouettes of the twin towers. They played a cover then introduced an original song. The lyrics talked about going to the airport in search of diamonds. While the band played I was stared down by an elderly woman across the bar. I said fuck it grabbed my electric skateboard from my truck and went to the counter intelligence officer's house for him to order me a Lyft.
Once at the airport I did not know where to go so I sat in the designated smoking area in the American Airlines terminal. After several hours I was approached by an Arab man going by Osama. He never said his last name. Possibly one of Bin Laden's bastard sons. He plied me with cannabis and eventually started talking about 72 virgins in Paradise asking what my plan was. In my messages I said I wanted to blow up the NSA's black box in Utah but sent a picture of Mecca to the CIO. I kept it straight saying I wanted to make propaganda. He grew frustrated with me even after offering me one million dollars. I declined because I knew that was chump change. He eventually grew frustrated and made a long phone call away from me in a language I don't understand. After he hung up he ran away with the look of God on his face. I left Sky Harbor by taking a cab.
After the disruption of service I contacted the SS and informed them about the incident. The agent I spoke to said they would look into it.
Nothing really happened until I was going to Minneapolis to ask my aunt for help with my mother. One the drive there I was introduced to Poppy via recommendations. I dug the song and bluffed to the CIO the music video was dated wrong. It was not. But I knew it possible.
https://youtu.be/5Ao5mg11xIk?si=syc1nl8EDSiHlo-g
-Poppy is a free agent now. Good luck world.
https://youtu.be/WV6VwtS2HE4?si=mwuqLDoGe4na\_QTG
I left the Twin Cities and went to reenact the scene from Fight Club where the Narrator extorts his boss. Instead of walking out with a golden parachute I was arrested by Riverside PD and taken to a hospital for evaluation. It was determined that I was mentally stable just angry. The police took me to the station where I was told there was someone who wanted to speak with me. It was the SS. I had some disturbing and confusing things written on my phone. Such as wanting to sodomize the President with a cast of his own penis. We went through an interview and they had me sign some paperwork for the Department of Defense. I did not read it. Maybe they were enlistment paperwork. The agent told me they were for record releases. The agent was satisfied with my cooperation and nothing further happened. Riverside PD told me they used an x-ray ray machine to search my truck and asked me to sign paperwork to conduct a more thorough search. I did without reading it. I possessed everything to make IEDs do to my line of work except for detonators and explosives.
I spent 2 weeks in jail for the trespassing and retrieved my truck from impound. The Kansas City Bomb Squad destructively searched my belongings. I was fuming after trusting the police. I kept my story straight saying I had no bombs. In court I learned Velociti had told the police I was making bomb threats. The city prosecutor said paraphrasing as it has been awhile, “ Even though the communications were odd they were non threatening.”
While I was in jail Poppy released the Am I a Girl album. Here is the first track.
https://youtu.be/Msy5XvMnpyk?si=uC3ZwKNbhmzKkEWo
I returned to Arizona and posted an AMA on r/defcon claiming to be an NSA subcontractor using the u/senorfozz account. It received some attention on the quiet subreddit. I began spam posting the no rules sub igniting a civil war amongst the users leading to posting furry porn among other things. My favorite post was Operation BIKINEH KITTEH asking for help getting my cat away from my piece of shit parents.
I knew what I did and who was helping me so I started to get brazen and started planning a merkin. I reached out to a person in my life that I knew had the same belief structure as me and was working to try and change things in Arizona by working with politicians.
https://youtu.be/\_3fCm38jSjU?si=SECxc\_6RQzf34Z4j
I was also in contact with an entity calling themselves the qllective. I took up the moniker R because of the order in the alphabet.
https://x.com/\_FLEX4U/status/1077882450221494272?t=Nn\_7Lz96mZPyS3mvt0vBMQ&s=01
This is the only video I can find from this time. I did not order it to be made or make it myself. For all I know it is just a gnome helping me out.
Due to congressional inaction over the budget the government shutdown and I began planning a storming of the capitol. Much like what was seen on Jan 6th. God I love the fact the Qanon Shaman was from AZ. Mike asked me if I wanted anything. Due to my location and identity known I wanted a handgun for self defense. Problem was is I was a prohibited possessor due to some minor destruction of property being classified as domestic violence.
Mike and I set up a buy at a parking lot in Tempe. Moments after I touched the firearm and gave Mike a down payment of 100 bucks, Tempe PD swooped in. The date was 12/28/18. The police report clearly states Joint Terrorism Task Force Involvement.
In my writings I mentioned using this man's playbook for overthrowing a government. He is pretty cheap to hire btw and easy to get a hold of.
https://youtu.be/m1lhGqNCZlA?si=TMUFk7MMR4vQ4mdv
My main goal was to build a large sound system to control the population. Operation Mockingbird anyone?
https://x.com/i/status/1983662953405751415
https://www.instagram.com/p/BrsX\_zCnxJl/?igsh=MW1iaHJpemJmemtodw==
https://youtu.be/F3OX1PR2SCM?si=bXAHKeS2WBtPJwDc
https://youtube.com/shorts/rM4ShOt3FoA?si=2KM-rShe502a7wkV
https://youtube.com/shorts/xT7BzCUL6hk?si=BBlCKG4AWHX49f9I
https://youtu.be/WP3lNgR74zE?si=xCuJoDmpK1DWb2wM
Yeah Gavin you really are a free thinker. Did you know more people are killed by hammers than guns in America every year according to the FBI.
Sir do you have a permit for that hammer?
I tried to blow the whistle about Cowboy before everything went so out of hand but got the runaround at KJZZ the local NPR station. Maybe that is why Trump stripped there funding… still waiting for them to get back to me.
We had a great movie come out this week. Free to watch on Amazon if you have prime.
Are we the baddies?
https://youtu.be/-4ZVFspRn3M?si=ql6g4wGyK2ICLQ8v
Loaded with dog whistles. For further explanation consider joining paying 8 dollars a month to watch pepperbox.tv
I was found incompetent to stand trial due to not being able to show psychiatrists my phone while detained and given a deal to accept a guardian for my “psychiatric needs” only. I have a good relationship with my guardian at the Maricopa County Public Fiduciary and my tax payer supplied shrink will give me amphetamine for free too.
https://youtu.be/anKJVDwmHLU?si=xDmMqbCPK1ykCSHq
Maybe conditions of detainment need to be changed for equal justice. The prosecution rate is too high IMO.
Call the Arizona attorney general's office to reopen my case. I have my lawyer picked out.
https://youtu.be/BvnCVyC3iFI?si=uiqf5Jq2itISV\_QW
Is that the favorite weapon of the Irish Republican Army? Wonder how they got so many. It is like Americans supplied them to their family members overseas.
I went dormant till the summer of 2025 when I strong armed the EPA's DEF 4200 mile rule that goes into effect in 2027. The FBI also has a cool Pic of me and my best friend in a Dirt Bag special Chevy Blazer at the front of a Haboob as it hits Phoenix. Maybe I can control the weather if given the right levers?
https://imgur.com/gallery/eAN9GTZ
https://youtu.be/jRwloM6jotg?si=7ZbTPye7vdGjzT0B
After getting back from LA where I generated Meta data I was speaking to Navy SEALs, I was sat down with a member of the Mexican Government to help with the drug running that led to his family being killed.
https://youtu.be/3NBvFF39KtA?si=SvG0oeP54-bsszoc
https://youtu.be/\_riWP8p5O-s?si=QKc5AB5k76v8iqmp
I was arrested again by Tucson PD because I violated an order of protection by leaving a letter on my father's doorstep asking to bring someone in to help us communicate better. I'm done after he slandered me in mental health court by saying, “I think my son is going to cause a mass casualty event.”
He was just trying to discredit me from talking about his white collar crimes. Like using illegal immigrant labor while living in the 100 mile zone. Hope he payed cash…oh wait I did the data entry for the taxes. I have called ICE on my mother's employer in the past.
Jokes on him I already did one.
https://youtu.be/4DJtjyB1gvE?si=2Wi5LiPFZrJMPs9F
Fuck Boomers. They are trying to hold on by using the same tricks we use but we are the golden boys who squad up to MERC the system.
https://www.reddit.com/r/OPcocainecowboy/s/a1QzLqBXeq
Wanna buy some cocaine and cocaine accessories provided by the Finnish House Mafia? (The gnomes are in the transcripts). Why do you think Kash Patel's special lady friend is in the music business protected by the FBI hostage rescue team? Ever heard of the Music Modernization Act? Yeah it was for Taylor Swift…passed on 10/11/18. Her relationship is totally not a PSYOP.
https://youtu.be/hpEy0iOixb4?si=0KU3vFWoEw-B8hAR
https://youtu.be/3tmd-ClpJxA?si=369uoLim5MIE9hKL
https://youtu.be/Fg7VzWHW\_q0?si=vCMsaED4gVwvdpnA
I was told to come in last summer.
https://youtu.be/AoGKh0S5BG0?si=p4RcsEVfG2NM\_p2t
Who is ready to peacefully protest and trigger snap elections? I know where all the bodies are buried.
Posted May 24, 2026, 2:45 AM UTC